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Joke night for old guy's
by AZ2000 Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:36 pm
I can put this up because I qualify.
Gun Control Has Started!!!!
It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods Store. There was a bit of confusion at their store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about these gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Gun Control Has Started!!!!
It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods Store. There was a bit of confusion at their store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about these gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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Re: Joke night for old guy's
by Jedi380 Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:50 am
The Farmer and the Skinny Dippers
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned
a large farm for several years.
a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was
properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees.
properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to
go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been
there for a while, and look it over.
go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been
there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.
bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.
shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end.
and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him,
“We’re not coming out until you leave!’
“We’re not coming out until you leave!’
The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
get out of the pond naked.”
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up he said,
“I’m here to feed the alligator…”
“I’m here to feed the alligator…”
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