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Post by AZ2000 Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:10 am

A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie
bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. In the spirit of
kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of
his truck goes to the front door and knocks.

There's no answer..

Being a conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder. Eventually a
Japanese man comes to the door.

"Harro!" says the Japanese man.

"G'day mate, where's ya' bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toilet," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries

"No mate, where's ya' dust bin?"

"I dust been to toilet, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man, still

"Listen," says the garbage collector. "You're misunderstanding me. I mean,
where's ya' wheelie bin?'"

"OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in
the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"

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Post by nih Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:57 pm

good but..

a teenage girls mom gets remarried and one weekend she has to leave town for business.

Saturday afternoon the girl comes downstairs and asked her new stepdad if she can use that car that night, he replies "suck my dick and you can" disgusted she goes back upstairs.

a lil later she comes back down, "can I have the car tonight?"  "suck my dick and you can"

again disgusted she goes back upstairs, after some proding from friends on the phone she goes back down for one last attempt, "can i have the car tonight?"  "you know what i told you"  she says "one time only"

so she gets to it and looks up at him and says "your dick taste like shit"  He replies, "oh ya, your brother has the car"


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